Overnight teardowns vs a file in this session
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A $49 overnight PDF is a queue. A roast is a gallery. A SiteRevenue audit is a file you can ship before standup: free grade in about a minute, ranked report after pay in this session, private /r/:id, then a second job on the same URL. The page file is $19, not the ~$49 many 24-hour teardowns charge — different clock, different object. Sample · free grade.
This page is the evergreen comparison. It does not name vendors. It does not invent conversion lifts.
Comparison table
| Overnight / 24h PDF teardown | Public roast | SiteRevenue | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Clock | Submit, wait until tomorrow | ~1 minute, often free | Mini audit ~1 minute; $19 page file in this session (new capture after pay) |
| Object | A PDF in the inbox | A thread or gallery | A site + an immutable audit job |
| Audience | You (and whoever the PDF is forwarded to) | The internet | Your workspace — /r/:id is noindex |
| Ranked tickets? | Often a punch list | The funniest leak wins | “Fix these 3 this week” + typically 5–8 findings |
| v2 on the same URL? | A new order, a new PDF | A new joke | v1 Grade D → v2 Grade B on the same site |
| Recovery | Search the inbox | None | Checkout email → Login → My Audits |
| Share | Forward the attachment | Public by default | Time-bound /s/:token — not a gallery |
| Price band | Often ~$49 | Free or cheap | $19 page file |
Waiting a day is honest when a human writes the PDF. It is the wrong clock if you already paid for traffic today. Landing page roasts vs a revenue audit is the gallery comparison. Lighthouse vs a conversion audit is speed vs the money path.
Common gotchas
- Paying twice for the same job — a ~$49 overnight PDF and a $19 same-session file. Pick the clock you need this week.
- Treating inbox latency as quality. A 24-hour wait is a queue, not a proof of depth.
- Expecting the teaser to become the paid file without a recapture. Unlock starts a new full job on the public URL. That is why it is not “instant.”
- Using a roast thread as the ticket. Wit is not version history. See a roast is not a system.
- Inventing named teardown vendors or “N% lift.” We do not. The sample is a composite, not a customer story.
How SiteRevenue differs
If you only remember two facts: minutes, not overnight, and a site you can re-run. Unlock recaptures the public page. Dollar ranges inside findings are prioritization estimates, not a forecast. Public pages only.
| Path | What you see | Cost |
|---|---|---|
| Free mini audit | Grade, leak score, top 3 leak titles | Free |
| Page file | Dimensions, captures, drafts, action box, 5–8 findings, MD / JSON / PDF | $19 one-time |
| Agency | Same page object over REST; poll | Agency ($99/mo, 25 page credits) |
| Re-audit | New version on the same site | Up to 10 full re-audits on that url_key (copy) or another $19 / credit |
| Share | Read-only snapshot | From a succeeded full job |
The product spine is What is a website revenue audit?. How to operate the file: How to read a revenue audit.
Related guides
- Landing page roasts vs a revenue audit — gallery vs private library
- Lighthouse vs a conversion audit — CWV ≠ conversion
- Why ads don't convert — landing first
- When to re-audit your site — v1 letter → v2 letter
- Comparisons · All guides
Start with a free grade
Paste the public URL people actually hit on the home page. No card. Browse the sample (illustrative composite). Then unlock the file in this session — Pricing.